Mystery Science Theater 3000 Love Theme

In the not-too-distant future-

Next Sunday A.D.-

There was a guy named Joel,

Not too different from you or me.

He worked at Gizmonic Institute,

Just another face in a red jumpsuit.

He did a good job cleaning up the place,

But his bosses didn't like him

So they shot him into space.



We'll send him cheesy movies,

The worst we can find.

He'll have to sit and watch them all,

And we'll monitor his mind.

Now keep in mind Joel can't control

Where the movies begin or end

Because he used those special parts

To make his robot friends.



Robot Roll Call:

Cambot!

Gypsy!

Tom Servo!

Croooow!



If you're wondering how he eats and breathes

and other science facts (la la la),

Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,

I should really just relax

For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"