Rhymes

without a doubt I'm comin' back and if you don't know 
call me S. I. R. T. double O 
I like to say these rhymes, I do it all the time 
I make my own damn beat now all the money is mine 
I carry big fat WIVES, I treat my girls like guys 
Ask 'em who do they love? and they all say TIDE 
I'm just an M.C. rapper and nothin' else 
I keep rhymin' and I do it by myself 
Could you be like me? I rap my none stop rhymes 
You will never hear pause when I say these lines 
So go on and on, I'm sir Too Short 
just what you've been lookin' for 
Like PCP or pure cocaine 
DJ universe got you SPRUNG IN THE GAME 
You make money, hear my rap from coast to coast 
From host to host, I hear the toast: 
Too Short, love the way you that hit 
here's to you, keep rhymin' and boy don't quit 
I say This is how it goes when I say my rap 
Most times when I rhyme wouldn't be like that 
'cause the way I write rhymes you will comprehend 
I'll keep rappin' to the very end 
And if you call me fake I'll say so what? 
I got you standin' and noddin' like you just shot up 
so boy straightin' up I'm still rappin' 
comin' at you fresh. Do you know what happened? 
I'm sayin' rhymes messin' with your mind 
I didn't want your girl 'cause she really ain't fine 
I took her to a motel could've been a hotel 
It costs me 20 dollars but I did it so well 
She had to tell your sister, your sister told you 
Now the whole damn town calls me playboy too 
I got rhymes, keep 'em comin', they don't stop 
I'm lookin' at an empty page about to fill it up 
I write only the truth, speak only to you 
So if I tell you to say somethin' then you know what to do 
I got rhymes, keep 'em comin', they never stop 
I live in California, drive a drop top 
Roll by the beach, look at the freaks 
jump in my car, I do it every week 
DJ's who know call me Mister Short 
All you wanna be mothers get no child support 
I'm Too Short baby gettin' rich 
Get on the mic and then say... Like left to right 
right to left girl stealin' your heart is like petty theft 
Like 10 to 9, 3 to 2 
I'll always be one up on you 
Like nightfall makes the sun go down 
CRAZY RACK laid the beat changed your life around 
From the sea to the mountains the mountains to the sea 
all you're gonna do is wanna rock this beat 
It's so rough so tough when I talk this stuff 
When I get on the mic I can't get enough 
I'm the rapper of the season, fresh and decent 
All my raps are smooth and decent 
I'm that rapper known place to place 
for the hardest raps with the hardest bass 
You see I rap all the time, that's the point 
When I walk in the place I just jam the joint 
Singin' old Too Short's on the microphone 
The beat's so fresh can't leave me alone 
You see I rap so cool I will not shout 
I keep comin' so hard I might knock you out 
If you battle with Short that's the chance you take 
so you better come fresh and don't be fake 
All you weak MC's with your weak drum beats 
tellin' all your people you can hang with me 
Count 1 to 10 count 10 to 20 and I'll just keep on makin' money 
Life is Too Short I don't stop 
I'm hooked on money like a junkie on TOP 
I got to make it every day, I won't go broke 
Ask me am I rich and I'll say no 
I'm your homeboy Too Short back again 
puttin' Oakland on the map my rap will never end 
I'd like to send a special thanks to the dangerous crew 
for believin' in me when they thought I was through 
I got rhymes, I keep 'em comin' 
I'm on the mic, I won't stop rappin' till it comes out right 
and when it's BEATIN' I'll just say let's roll 
I make another record and buy some gold 
I keep rhymin' and I do it by myself 
I'm like a one man crew, you see I don't need help 
I get the job done so all you fake rappers, MC's rap masters 
Give it up leave that rappin' to me 
Realizin' young buck you can't rock that beat 
I rap on the mic and you'll believe 
Nothin' ain't kickin' like the BIG OLD C 
It's just one hard rapper spittin' a rap 
Not 3 or 4 sucka's or a couple of saps 
Like born to Mack I'll cash a check 
Walkin' 'round like a fool livin' up to his rep 
I'll tell you life ain't long 
What you waitin' for? 
Thought you wanted to be like Too Short?