Life Thru A Lens

Wake up on Sunday morning
Everything feels so boring
Is that where it ends
Live your life thru a lens

Hair is the new had, brown is the new black
She sholdn't wear this he should wear that
Pleasure at leisure make a mine a double measure with friends
Fasion tardis down at Quo Vadis
Who laughs the longest who drives the hardest 
Pleasure at leisure make a mine a doueble measure with friends

Just because I ain't double barrelled
Don't mean I havn't travvelled well
Can't you tell!
Oh no it's quite appalling
Your conversation is boring as hell, oh well!

Wake up on Sunday morning
And everthing feels so boring
Is that wher e it ends
With your life thru a lens

And now your boyfriend's suspicious
So go home and wash the dishes
And wash them well so he can't tell

She's looking real drab just out of rehab
I'm talking foodball she's talking ab fab
Your clothes are very kitch 
Just because your daddy is rich
You sound so funny with your voice all plummy
Now your cheque's just bounced better run to your mummy
And you know it's a class act she'll never ask for it back

Just because I ain't double barrelled
Don't mean I havn't travelled well
Can't you tell!
Mix with the local gentry and don't crash
Tarquin's Bentley
I'll take the bends with our life thru a lens
You're scared of the poor and needy
Is that why you're all inbreedy?
They're just like you, they need love too

Wake up on Sunday morning
And everything feels so boring
Is that wher eit ends
With your life thru a lens

And now your boyfriend's suspicious
So go home and wash the dishes
And wash them wellso he can't tell