A Penny Loafer Saved Is A Penny Loafer Earned

Well, Brian and me, well, we both agree
That, that penny loafers are absurd
'Cause I don't know why on earth
You would take your two cents worth
And stick them in your girly shoesAnd Dave replied well after all
Why not at least use quarters
So then you can make a phone callIt's finally time, time for our victory lap
Assemble the B, just one left turn
The matchbox tires spin out on the welcome mat
And the firemen are tired men who can't put out the rug burn
And they sayCut your hair short, then walk through an airport
So that you can dream of destinations
Cut your hair short, then walk through an airport
Cut your hair short, then walk through an airport
While all the while, you're singing good vibrations