Everything's A Thing

Well I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings
Layin' there doin' that sleepy head thing
There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings
Cheap chirp doin' that singin'Thing I do when I first get up
Is that coffee thing in my favorite cup
Two gets me goin' got things to do
Let me tell you a thing or twoEverything's a thing is you know what I mean
You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all
It's all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is everything's a thing, oh yeahOff to work in my old Mustang
Doin' that bumper to bumper thing
Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding
Some guy's doin' that cell phone thingThing is the light's turned green
And he ain't doin' that drivin' thing
And the thing is about all this
Talkin' thing and drivin' don't mixEverything's a thing is you know what I mean
You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all
It's all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is everything's a thingIf you think this song ain't worth hummin'
You got another thing comin'Everything's a thing is you know what I mean
You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all
It's all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is everything's a thingEverything's a thing
You gotta do your thing
Everything's a thing