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I don't know what ends
I don't know what makes me feel alive
'Cause all this time I've been aloneThe bible says it all
But when they wrote that book, the earth was flat
They needed hope, they needed faithI've spent all this time analyzing
All this time scrutinizing
All this time hypothesizing
All this time philosophizing
Is this life random and meaningless?They saw a burning bush
If I would starve myself for ninety days
Well, I'd have visions of my own
Love your neighbor as yourself
If I loved myself last night does that mean
I need to jerk my neighbor off as well?I've spent all this time analyzing
All this time scrutinizing
(What's it worth?)
All this time hypothesizing
All this time philosophizing
Is this life random and meaningless?Do I make this trouble?
Do I make this complicated?
Indeed, this is an answer for everyoneWhat if I never heard of Jesus?
What if I was born alone in a cell?
(You would burn and burn in)
Heaven will wait, heaven's too late
I choose to find my heaven here on earth
So, all religion can go straight, straight to hell
[Incomprehensible]God has spoken
God will smoke all the earth
God has spoken
God will smoke all the earthGod has spoken, God has spoken
(God has spoken, God has spoken)
Spoken, spokenWalking down life's highway
I finally found my soul mate
In Jesus, yeah, in JesusOh, He's a friend when I had none
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Oh with Jesus, yeah, with Jesus
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