Уездный город N

This city in the country , this city is not easy .
Life here has a key.
Here, everything is strange , everything upside down,
This city - a madhouse.
All persons familiar with, but each
Plays the role of someone else's
In order to at least something in this figure ,
Need to know the secret password .
I invite you to an evening stroll
Middle of the square , houses and walls.
It is better to see once than to hear a hundred times .
Here it is - the county town N.

See - that's Lady Macbeth with a dagger in his hand
Staggering burst into the tavern,
Slaughtered pediatrician Freud
In another of drunken fights .
King Arthur with friends at the round table
Diligently pounding dominoes ,
And Laban his father Beethoven Blues
On the old broken Fono.

He sed and poor as a church mouse -
He could not avoid change.
And once he was the king of rock 'n ' roll
County town N.

At the bar, smoking a cigar Romeo ,
He finished his aperitif.
He will lead to Juliet movie
A new fashion detective.
In his pocket flask,
But not with poison - with cognac,
And after seeing his girlfriend home
He hurried to the brothel,

Which runs the Marquis de Sade ,
Fan of the sect of Zen.
He is the most gallant
County town N.

Here Gogol dressed as Pushkin,
Hurry , as always, in the casino.
But he did not go through the area -
Julius Caesar there is shooting a film .
He rushes among cameras
Clutching a megaphone in his hand,
A superstar Pierre and Marie Curie
Shot in the lead roles.

But now given the command & quot; Motor ! & Quot;
And operator Roden
Starts shooting a scene number seven
In the town square N

Pope contains a gambling house ,
In the evening, all the high society .
Ikazhdy just before you start the game ,
He reads aloud the Old Testament.
& quot; Madame ! Monsieur ! Your bets ! & Quot; - Shouts dealer
Dressed in a black coat .
& quot; In the red - twenty thousand ! & quot; -
Meets Ivan the Fool .

He is known forger ,
His accomplice - Sophia Loren .
They - the rulers of the underworld
County town N.

Tons small trades sheep
For this special part of it ,
He - the main commercial partner of the company
& quot; Jesus Christ and the Father & quot ;.
His business thrived
And because cruel spleen
Owns the head of the competition
& quot; The son of Ivan the Terrible and & quot ;.

On the stock exchange is going God knows what ,
But for the price stability
Watching Paul McCartney - financial genius
County town N.

Rodion Romanovitch stands on the corner ,
Recalling a Notre Dame .
He sharpens the ax, he ruled razor
He is hungry for elderly ladies.
He is watching with interest the fight -
This is our youth hero
Again started a battle with fools ,
But he beats himself.

Approaches him George Sand, dressed in a tuxedo,
And whispers : & quot; I - Chopin ! & Quot ;,
It is followed by Oscar Wilde - the chief of police of morals
County town N.

Charlie Parker says Beatrice :
& quot; Would not you like to dance?
I know a great place -
Here, side by side, a stone's throw & quot ;.
Entering into a disco , they hear ,
As the main disc jockey
Shouts : & quot; And yet it moves ! & Quot;
You're right , this is - Galileo .

He waved a friendly hand went down
And puts disk & quot; Steely Dan & quot ;.
Oh, yes, it is the most fashionable artist
County town N.

Leo Tolstoy dug a hole , climbed into it
And flatly refused to come out .
He rails against all these words out ,
What is embarrassing to repeat them.
Napoleon, with the tray sell orders,
Medals and faded flag .
Van Gogh hnhochet : & quot; No, you - not the emperor ,
I know you - just cognac !

But I'll take all the goods , but only on the weight & quot; -
And he gets steelyard .
At this time, the moon , like a rusty basin
Rises above the town of N.

Diogenes lights his red lantern ,
On the panel are already
Florence Nightingale and Marilyn Monroe,
Dressed like a parade .
By Gioconda Casanova stuck with Pele :
& quot; Madame , to resolve our dispute :
What is the point of arrival Boddisatvy from the South ?
We can not understand until now . & Quot;

& quot; And you go to Buffalo ! & quot; - Meets the Mona Lisa,